Oleg did meet me at the airport with his son Constantine. They both spoke really good English. I went through customs before I even got to them, so what they were actually going to do was show me around Moscow! But it was the city day ( the anniversary of the day it was founded) so all the major roads were shut down and traffic was way worse than the usual big-city traffic. So pretty much we sat at a cafe and they practiced their English for a while with me. I learned a lot from them, like the Russians won WWII with some help, I look European, school is canceled when it is below -35C because some schools have no central heating system, college is free here (and all you have to do is pass an exam to become a doctor- Constantine was 25 and already an MD. Russians have no idea where Oregon is (we guessed that though), and most Russians smoke. I say it was a very productive few hours.
All the appliances here are (I think) are funny because they seem to be just the opposite of what they appear. I almost took a cold shower because I put the water thing all the way over on the "red"/hot side and freezing water was coming out. Then I wondered why I had to turn the nozzle thing all the way from the blue/cold side and thought "Maybe its backwards?" Yup. It was. :)